Monday, March 17, 2014

Slam Dunk School: Math is Beautiful

Recently I told Coral it was time to start school (it was about 11 am--late mornings are a Slam Dunk specialty). She replied with, "No, I don't want to do school. Math isn't fun."

I realized immediately I needed to nip that in the bud. Here's why: when Coral was nearing three, before her speech solidified into comprehensibility, she watched a Micky Mouse Clubhouse episode in which Goofy becomes a superhero and saves the day from muffins. By believing in himself he learned how to be fast, strong, and how to "fly." After that episode, I caught Coral running around the back yard, rope in tow across her shoulders, yelling, "I'm a Superpose! I'm a Superpose!" She meant that she was a superhero. It was funny and endearing. Later, it was the reason for a soul-crushing moment between her and me.

She wanted to play dress up and so I dressed her up as Super Coral the Magnificent! She got on my bed and jumped off, realizing a split second later, dressing up like a superhero doesn't give her the power of flight. She said, "Momma! I can't fly! What's wrong with my super suit?" So I had to tell her that people can't fly without the help of machines. I explained helicopters, airplanes, and space shuttles. She was crushed. She cried for a long while in my arms. She wanted to fly. She took off her super suit and decided to never dress up again because there isn't any benefit to it.

She did eventually get over the problem with make-believe and she does play dress-up still, although her dress up has evolved into taking my wireless headphones and pretending to be a pilot. So, when she told me that math wasn't fun, I kind of freaked out inside. I told her that we were going to do math all day.

Here is what we did:
A matching game,
that she spanked me at;
the Golden Ratio:

 Everywhere.

We repeated the Fibonacci sequence so many times that Coral had the first six numbers memorized by the end of the day. We looked at shells, pine cones, our own bodies. We did the addition, the measuring, the drawing. We did everything I could think of to make math fun again. 

And it worked.

Coral hasn't complained about math since then; she does her addition as well as she can and is getting better day-by-day. We do a lot of art reinforcing the beauty of math, and she loves it. She may never be a pilot, but she will have that opportunity if she wants it. I will make sure she has every opportunity to explore as much of the world as she can take, even if it's from our home computer and using Google Earth.

Slam Dunk School of Cooking part 2

Sometimes I have epic failures that fail so hard they become wins.

The other day I ran out if breakfast foods of all sorts. I had turkey bacon and that was the extent of my breakfast foods. So I decided to make biscuits and gravy. I had all the ingredients for biscuits which also happen to be the ingredients for gravy. As I previously mentioned, I don't use recipes except as guides; sometimes the works for me and sometimes...

I slapped all the ingredients together for biscuits and came out with a nice dough ball I rolled out and cut into circles. I put said biscuit circles on a cookie sheet and slid them in the oven. After about fifteen minutes I didn't have anything close to biscuits unless we are from Great Britain, and we aren't, so I failed. What I did have were the most delicious, crispy, and melt-in-your-mouth cookies ever. They were slightly sweet, not over-poweringly so, and so scrumptious I could not keep them on the plate. What did I do with the gravy? I dipped those cookies into it and had a delightful cookie and gravy breakfast that everyone agreed was worth doing again. 

Next time I made biscuits I added a bit more water and baking soda and achieved perfect drop biscuits. Lesson learned, new cookie found. 

I love the Slam Dunk School of Cooking.
                                                    The newest student of the Slam Dunk School.

Friday, January 3, 2014

Slam Dunk School and the Value of Zero

When I chose to homeschool, I knew that there would be times when my daughter would have trouble understanding a concept and I would have trouble teaching it in a variety of ways. I knew that this would happen, but I could not have prepared.

Math has had many up and downs in the last semester. Coral's understanding of shapes and size is fantastic. She gets the concept of first, second, last without any trouble at all. She had no difficulty learning how to tell time. As for addition, she has practiced and made a lot of progress using different methods for adding including counting blocks, fingers, pictures problems, skip counting, and rote memorization.

Everything was fine and good with her progress until we had to start adding zero. As soon as zero as a number was introduced, suddenly nothing made sense any more. She couldn't add 1 + 1 anymore. Zero befuddled her and frustrated me because there was no way I could convince her that zero was "no objects" or that "nothing" existed.

I tried to demonstrate how to add zero with her fingers, with counting blocks, with pictures. I tried rote memorization, I tried every tool I had used before with zero success. She just was not able to understand the concept of zero as a number. My husband mentioned that he had had trouble with zero too until his dad had explained the value of zero.

I mulled that over for a while, a month in fact. I put addition aside for the entire month of December and instead concentrated on temperature and other science math concepts. I had decided to try adding zero after the holidays. I thought long and hard about zero all month long. I made no progress on a learning plan for Coral until December 29th--well, 30th.

I was in bed, unable to sleep because both of my kids were in my bed and I had zero space for myself. It occurred to me that I ought to learn as much as I can about the number, so I got on my phone and looked up the history of zero. Four-thirty a.m. history lessons stick with me.

In the morning, Coral and I had a history lesson and I used a completely new math concept to explain zero: strikes. I struck out five, ten, and hundred. I explained zero as a place holder, and then I put zero as a number up and showed her that zero did not get any strikes. I explained that every number has a value and then we went through many numbers and talked about their values including zero.

As suddenly as she had become confused, my daughter's understanding blossomed. Now adding zero is as easy as it seems it should be.

I too learned something about the value of zero in this whole adventure. Zero space on the bed, zero privacy, zero moments without my children interrupting, and zero regrets. I love my kids and I even love the many zeroes that having kids brings to my life. The value of zero in my life, is infinite. without the zeroes, I wouldn't have such a fulfilling life.


Friday, November 1, 2013

Slam Dunk's Candypocalypse

The day after Halloween, known as All Saints Day, or as The Candypocalypse in my circle of friends, has long been a day of dread for the parents of the students of the Slam Dunk School of Everything. Today, parents have a choice: let the candy flow freely, or ration out the candy over the next few weeks or months. As for me, I choose to let the candy flow freely and here is my reasoning...

My daughter is hyperactive, the diagnosis is ADHD, although I am convinced that medicating her personality out of existence is not the answer to a diagnosis that way too many children have gotten. Here is a blog post about it that I appreciate. For Coral, candy is a stimulus that brings out the hyperactive monster in her. She turns into a screaming, emotional child who cannot control herself. One piece of candy will do this to her, although chocolate is worse than non-chocolate. So the question I have to ask myself is, should I deal with a monster everyday for the next few weeks, or one or two days this week? I choose the latter. She's going to be a monster regardless of how many pieces of candy she gets, so I am going to let her be a monster today and maybe tomorrow and then the candy will be gone and I will have my normal child again.

Candypocalypse: here we come!

Monday, October 21, 2013

The Winters' Family Lexicon part 1

When you are playing Sudoku and you have to guess, only to discover that your guess was wrong, you have come to a Conclision.

If you get upset enough that tears spill over you are Crydag.

There are no bounds to the ensmallingness of our evilitude. We really are that petty.

The space along the stairway where you empty your pockets or place your keys that is the floor of the upper room is the flelf. 

When an item is taken by one of my children, it is either Coralized or Bubbified. 

Are you sick? Do you feel like you need to crawl in bed and stay there for the rest of the day? You are feeling punificent. When Leif is teething, his punificence knows no limit. 

When can never get an opinion from my dad, he only has a Puninion. 

When the kids are in my path, I say, "Goobie" instead of "excuse me" because that's how my daughter pronounced it when she started to talk. 

We do not put up with Baditudes in our family. Gooditudes are expected. 

When we are grateful we say Nacknooey, because that's what Leif says. 


The Slam Dunk School of Cooking

One of the many gifts my parents gave me was good taste. In food, that is. My parents both spent time teaching us (all four of their children) how to cook. The truth is, the girls learned the ways of the stove and the boys learned the ways of the grill (though my sister is a competent cook in both, I am a little intimidated by the grill). My brothers are not exactly chefs, but they can make steak like pros.

The one thing that my mother taught me was how to taste food. She taught me how to decide what spices go well together and what spices go well in dishes that I make. Our spice cabinet has never been an organized one, it was always crammed full of a variety of spices and by crammed I mean this:




As you can see: not organized at all. However, the disorganization has been a useful tool for teaching. I could spend ten minutes searching for the spice I wanted, and all the while learning what other spices were in there, and how they were typically used, because I was a label reader and not afraid of experimenting with something that sounded and smelled like it might fit in the dish I was making.

All that, of course, happened when I was older. When I was a child of about 4, my mother taught me how to make pancakes. It was my first cooking lesson. I still remember the heat off the griddle, and the weight of the spatula in my hand. I remember standing on the chair so I could reach the griddle on the counter. I remember that my sister was on another chair, right next to me. We were learning together. It was family time. I remember watching those pancake bubbles like a hawk and deciding to turn over the pancake as soon as the last bubble popped. I also remember the wave of disappointment when the first pancake I turned was burnt! It was mom's first true lesson in cooking: the first pancake is either burnt or underdone.

Later, my mother taught me how to make her spaghetti sauce. To this day, I can whip that up like a pro, but I've learned a few things of my own and the recipe has evolved since I became it's perpetrator in my house. After I had pancakes and spaghetti down, along with a few other recipes my dad contributed (namely, Gloop-Slorp), I decided to strike out on my own in an adventure in cooking. The first leg of my journey encapsulates the quintessence of the Slam Dunk School of Cooking.

I was 13 and I wanted Fettuccine Alfredo. I didn't know how to make it and I didn't have a recipe for it, but I did have a jar of Alfredo sauce. I read the directions and followed them to the letter. The first part instructed the cook to heat up the sauce in a sauce pan to boiling. I did that. The next part was to boil the fettuccine for a certain amount of minutes until tender. The instructions didn't say anything about a pot of boiling water, so I dumped the fettuccine into the pot of boiling sauce.

It became apparent pretty quickly that I had done something wrong. The fettuccine was not cooking right and the sauce was just getting thicker and thicker, so being a student of the Slam Dunk School of Cooking, I decided to improvise. I dumped a bunch of milk in the sauce pan! But I realized that the spices would be diluted, so I thought about it and decided that Italian blend seasoning would be appropriate and I shook a bunch of that in the sauce pan. I let it boil and cook until it was apparent that it could not get any better, but it definitely could get worse. I turned off the burner and stepped outside, where my father and brothers were working. I had decided I wouldn't even attempt to eat what I had made, but I didn't want to rob anyone else of the opportunity, so I yelled at them, "SUPPER'S RUINED!!!" And they ate it!

During my teens, pasta and I had a love-hate relationship. I loved it, but it hated to be cooked by me. Until one day, it decided to change it's tactics on me and took over the speech center of my brain. It was Christmas morning and the presents were opened and the gift to the family was a waffle maker! By this time, I had become the evening meal cook, so my dad turned to me and the conversation went like this:

"Jen! How do you make waffles?"

Thinking pancakes, I said, "Spaghetti!"

My dad looks baffled and asks again, "Jen? How do you make wafffles?"

I was still thinking pancakes, but pasta was taking over and I said, "Spaghetti!"

My father didn't give up on me, and I didn't give up on myself and eventually I got the word, "pancakes" out of my mouth. The ensuing disaster is another paradigm of the Slam Dunk School of Cooking: when in doubt, fake it. Pancake batter is too thin for successful waffles, but the basics are similar,so after a few attempts, we finally got a batter that worked for waffles. We made it up, tweaking the recipe for pancake batter until we got what we wanted. That is what the Slam Dunk School of Cooking is all about: make it up until you get it right.

Since the alfredo debacle, I haven't used recipes except as a tool for ideas. If I want pumpkin bread, I will find a recipe and use it as a guide, but I never follow recipes to the letter any more. A few days ago, I wanted stroganoff, I don't have a recipe, but I do have a basic understanding of what it should taste like, so I made it up. I sauteed the vegetables and meat I wanted, boiled up some farfalle and used sour cream as a sauce base. It was delicious and my kids ate up, but there were no recipes involved.

The most useful skill the Slam Dunk School of Cooking has given me is the ability to improvise in the kitchen. I don't usually have a meal planned when I start cooking. Often I will grab whatever meat I happen to have on hand, and toss it in a skillet. I will go to the freezer for some vegetable inspiration to go with the meat in the skillet, and the meal tends to come together from there. My most recent meal happened this way: I had some thawed boneless, skinless chicken thighs. I diced them and tossed them in a skillet with olive oil. I went the the freezer and put a back of broccoli and a bag of peas in the microwave to steam. There was some leftover green beans from lunch that I tossed in the skillet with a spoonful of garlic. I went to the fridge, saw what was the left of the sour cream from the stroganoff the other day and decided to finish it off. I added the peas and broccoli to the skillet, the sour cream, some salt and a Tastefully Simple mix, Dried Tomato and Garlic Pesto. I served it over fettuccine and my kids loved it, so did I. The meal came together as I started cooking, I improvised, using what I had to create a meal that we would enjoy.That is what the Slam Dunk School of Cooking as given me: good taste and the ability to improvise in the kitchen.

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Slam Dunk DIY

I've never had the money to pay for mechanics. They are expensive and a lot are not trustworthy. As a result, I have either had to rely on my dad, my brother, or my own wits. In a turn of life's ironic sense of humor, I recently married a mechanic. So when my van's air conditioner stopping working suddenly, I called my husband (who is in Albuquerque, NM) and explained the situation. He decided that I was capable of fixing it myself with some instruction from him. 

After two YouTube videos, I set to work replacing the a/c relay, checking and replacing the fuses and then, replacing the vacuum tubing. Here is a picture of the owner's manual of where the fuse box is located: 



I looked and looked, searching for that fuse box to no avail! I had a professional look for it, he said it didn't exist. I gave up for a few days until I could get my dad there to see if he could find it. When my dad got under there, it took him thirty seconds to find it. It wasn't anywhere close to where the picture was pointing. It was next to and behind the brake pedal!!  Someone just shoot me. I saw the thing and didn't even register it could have been the fuse box. 

Having replaced that blown fuse, I took apart the center console. It was a trial of strength and treachery. Could I figure out how to get to the bolts in the back without breaking anything or doing more work than necessary? Did I have the right tools for the job and if not, could I finagle  something to work? 

I did. I got the console off, and replaced the vacuum tubing with a little help from my dad to run the tube from the front of the engine to the back. We tested the fix, and my a/c is back to perfect running order. I put it all back together and voila!! It's done. 

This is why I have been and will continue to be a student of the Slam Dunk school of everything: because I WIN.